Showing posts with label secret wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label secret wars. Show all posts

August 13, 2014

Guillotine + Playgrounds (part 2)


4

“A wizard knows these things,” I said, handing the wand back to him, but he was unwilling to take it.

Using his bangs like an invisibility cloak to hide behind he said, “They were calling me a muggle because I didn’t have a wand, and I didn’t know how to make one, so after this boy Cain was cursed, I took his.”

“Cursed? I thought he was dead?”

“He is. It was the killing curse, Avvv....” His mouth clamped shut.

“That’s unforgivable!” I heard myself say, outraged. I had stopped pretending. “Who cast it on him?”

He shrugged, “It happened before I started. I asked about it, but no one saw it happen.”

“How…” I was about to ask if we could bring him back to life, but I quickly remember that my son didn’t even know how to make a wand. I looked out the window at the sun on the horizon. We had about 40 minutes until it would be too dark.

“How about you and I take a trip to Ollivander’s and get you a wand of your own?”

He looked confused, “Ollivander’s is back at school. The hole in the fence by the backstop is Diagon Alley, only the 7th graders are allowed to go outside the playground.”

I look at him astounded, “You think such a well-to-do Wizarding family like us wouldn’t have a floo?” I winked at him.

In the back yard we began to walk the borders of our small property. To the east, our land abutted an abandoned farm lot, and the line between the tall grass of our yard, and the edges of the untamed wild was blurry. Somewhere in the mass of weeds was a stone wall that I was afraid of hitting with the lawnmower, and was therefore bullied by the weeds into mowing less and less of the yard. Maybe if I kept up with the mowing it wouldn’t get such a running start. The south border was our sleepy avenue lined with young lindens. To the west was a row of overgrown shrubs nine or twelve feet high, which had been planted alongside a fence, but had long ago incorporated the chainlink into their branches. To the north was a white cedar fence, greyed by time and put up long before we moved in. Pulling on a particularly straight branch of the evergreen shrub, he asked, “Mom, what kind of bush is this?”

“It’s a yew,” I said, remembering the day my father had taken me to another tree, identical to this one, and pointed at the bright red berries saying, “Never, ever eat these.”

His little nose crinkled up in revulsion. The branch sprung back up as he released it. He walked the opposite direction. “I think I want a goldenrod wand like Cain’s.”

“Any of those with the yellow flowers." I pointed toward the weeds.

His eyes quickly found the straightest one and his hand beelined toward it. “Aah!” He called out pulling back his hand and clutching it in the other. The cry felt like an icy bullet.

“What happened?” My maternal danger sense flared and I immediately saw the perpetrator. It was the only weed bobbing from disturbance.

“Something bit me,” he looked toward the overgrowth with a tinge of fear.

“No. You just got chosen.” I handed him the small paring knife and pointed to the rose briar, growing straight up, battling the goldenrod for sunlight.

“That?” He pointed at the thin, green stalk.

I shook my head 'no'. “In there.” Around its base were straight dead stalks no more than 20 inches in length. “Rose,” He crinkled his nose again. “Rozsa, rho-don, draa-gon.” The spark of imagination caught and lit. “You must reach into the maw of the dragon and cut a wand without getting your arm bitten off.” Who am I? I thought. I’m actively encouraging my son to get scratched to hell in a bramble bush.
“It hurts.” He showed me where the other pricker had ‘bit’ him.”

“I thought you wanted a wand.” I shrugged, and turned back to the house. “Let’s go inside and get ready for bed.”

Behind me there was a sharp hiss of pain, but when I turned around he was already running toward me. The bramble wand was clutched is his barely scratched hand.

In the house, we cut off the cruel-looking thorns, and burned out the pithy core using a six-volt battery, and a carefully split pencil.

“We never did anything this cool in science class!”

“That’s because this is dangerous.” I meant to say it as a warning, but ‘dangerous’ came out sounding like a synonym for ‘awesome’.

It had been raining all morning. The school activities director called me up and told me I wouldn’t be needed to help supervise at afternoon recess. It would probably get cancelled because of rain. A few hours later the sun came out, and I again received a call from the activities director, who apologized for the last minute notice, but would I be able to help out after all.

Puddles still lingered on the plastic seats of the see-saws and the swings, pooled at the bottom of the slide, and the rain had washed away all the chalk hop-scotch boards. All of the wet seemed to push the children off the structures, and into the center of the playground. The sandbox’s green hard plastic cover had yet to be opened, and Cain had sprawled himself across it dramatically. I watched, proudly as my son approached Cain, announced to everyone than he had found the resurrection stone in Gaunt’s shack. He pointed across the school grounds to the sports equipment shed.

“That’s Hagrid’s hut,” one of the children pointed out.

“Not that,” he answered, “There.” He adjusted his aim toward the pitcher’s mound. “It took me a while to figure out that the baseball diamond, was actually a clue to the stone’s location.”

Nice touch.

“Wait, don’t!” Called one of the girls, who I later discovered was Cain’s twin sister. But it was too late. He touched the stone to Cain’s chest, and the boy rose, taking in a very convincing gasp for air.

Cain looked around as if getting his bearings. One of the children asked, “Do you remember who did it?”

“Give him a minute,” my son said, handing the goldenrod wand back to Cain.

“But if someone here cast an unforgivable curse, we need to have a Wizengamit, and send them to Azcaban!”

There was a long silence as Cain looked at each of the onlookers faces, scrutinizing each one. Finally Cain’s mouth opened and there was a loud SKREE! The inhuman sound frightened me for a moment before I realized that it was just the see-saw, which a couple of younger children had decided to use at the cost of a wet bum.

Cain locked eyes with his twin sister and seemed to remember something. “How could you?” He bellowed at her.

She raised her wand defensively and backed away, but she was already surrounded by a gamut of sticks. “I didn’t mean to say it! It just came out! I was— I was—”

“Un…For…givable.” Cain reminded her.

“Expelliarmus!” One of the older boys commanded, and Cain’s sister’s wand went flying through the air toward him.

“HEY!” One of the mothers yelled at the congregation of wiz—I mean children, “No stick fighting!”

“They’re not…” I started to explain, but she was already marching across the playground toward them.

I heard one of the children say, “Dementors!” under his breath and all of the children scattered. All except Cain’s sister, who just stood there, locked in this woman’s angry glare.

“If I see you throwing sticks again you’re going straight to the principal young lady!”

As the girl stared up into the face of this older woman, I watched as the energy, the wildness, the innocence was sucked from her. She nodded despondently, walked over to the half-sphere climbing structure all made up of triangles, and sat down inside it. She didn’t look scared, and she wasn’t crying. Somehow I could tell she was coldly plotting her escape.

The older woman stomped back over to where I was standing. “Didn’t you see them stick fighting?”

“I... I didn’t,” I said and shrugged.

“Well. Pay more attention, we need to keep them safe!”

I nodded, but inside all I could think was, Muggle.

April 23, 2014

Snow Plows + Mail Carriers

A light snow had been falling against the windshield of the black F350 Super Duty for the list few hours. The four travelers were headed north on back roads with their heat blasting and their windows open, searching for a cabin somewhere in Vermont.
            The driver spoke, "Where I'm taking you, you must promise to never return."
            A young buck in the back said, "You kidding me? I couldn't find this place again if you gave me an address and a smartphone."
            "All that proves is you don't know how to use your phone," said a red-bearded man who sat in the backseat across from the speaker.
            The F350 slowed at a driveway that was immaculately plowed in spite of the snow, but there was no mailbox to indicate a number. No, there. As the headlights swept across the woods when the truck turned onto the drive, there, about 3 feet back from the road, was a rusty grey box that had been the target of mailbox baseball so many times I doubt it would even open.
            The door to the cabin opened as the forth door of the F350 slammed shut. Standing on the porch was a man with a long grey beard pointing a shot gun, lazily in their direction.
            "Oh shit," said one of the passengers, "What'd you get us into Rig?"
            "Keep your mouth shut Barry and you might just live through this," the driver said, then called up to the porch, "You going to kill us old man?"
            The shot-gunner's beard waggled as he spoke. "Not unless I confused the buckshot and the rock salt again."
            "Let us in Mister Henderson, we won't stay long. Can't. Not with snow falling like this. Me and my guys gotta get back to Worcester county before we get the call. You still remember what it's like wondering if it's better to go to sleep or just stay up waiting for the call? I know we're gonna be out there until seven am. Snow like this, people gonna wanna ski, if the state don't call us Wachusettes will."
            "Shit." The shotgun lowered, "I knew you'd be coming one of these days. I knew I should've moved to Maine."
            There were no lights in the small two-room cabin, save the glow that came from the
fireplace. Above the mantle was a glass case containing a football signed by Matt Cavanaugh of the '82 New England Patriots. By the time Henderson had finished hanging the gun up above the door, three of the four visitors had positioned themselves in chairs around the fire.
            "Whaddya want Ron?" Henderson asked.
            "Oh, shit, you're name's Ron?" said the youngest of the crew. Turning to Henderson he said, "We all call him Big Rig 'cause he drives the dump truck. He can clear a whole lane, including the shoulder going fifty-five, practically in his sleep."
            "Respect your elders boy, who do you think taught him how to plow in his sleep?"
            "I'm guessing you?"
            "You're goddamn right! Now," he said turning back to Ron, "Ask me what you came here to ask."
            Rig/Ron the driver of the F350 cleared his throat, "We..."
            "Goddamnit Ron I'm retired. The day I got my last check Betsy made me promise not to plow a road other than my own driveway."
            "Just hear me out mister Henderson. It isn't just me that needs you, your county needs you."
Henderson pointed toward the door, "It's not my county anymore! I made a promise!" he yelled with fire in his eyes.
            "Haven't you been listening Mark Henderson?" Yelled a voice from the other side of the cabin, and out of the bedroom walked a slim woman in a tight fitting satin nightgown. Her grey hair was cut short like a man's and showed of the length of her neck. Her face looked like a combination between Jamie lee Curtis and Sigourney Weaver. "To hell with your promise; these boys need your help."
            Henderson sighed, "Boys, this is Betsy. Go ahead and introduce yourselves."
            As each introduced themselves in turn Betsy approached them and shook each of their hands. A red-bearded man in his mid-forties came first, he tipped his John Deer Hat and grinned at her through a grill of tobacco-yellowed teeth. "They call me Sandman. Used to be called The Spreader, but once my reputation got around--"
            "Once your crabs got around!" said the youngest, and Ron slapped back of his head. Betsy approached him next, "Barry," he said taking her hand and kissing the back. "I'm The Blower." He was the youngest of the group but far and away the tallest. Barry played linebacker in highschool, praying someone would scout him, but eventually realized that God wanted him to plow.
            Betsy moved on. "Ron, it's good to see you again."
            "You too Betsy."
            "How's Martha?"
            "Still kicking, I just replaced her rear differential."
            Betsy moved on to the last member of the group, and the only one who kept his distance from the fire. He was wearing navy-blue quilt-lined coveralls with "Mr. Plow" embroidered across the back. "And I suppose you work for Mr. Plow?"
            "No ma'am. I AM Mr. Plow," she shook his hand, clearly impressed. "Our fleet of trucks keep the streets of Worchester county free and clear of snow 365 days of the year."
            "Ron, you've hired outside help. This must be serious," Betsy said.
            "I'm afraid it's the other way around, Mr. Plow is bankrolling this operation," Ron said.
            Henderson pulled up a chair, and sat in the firelight. "Let's not put the salt before the grader boys, tell me the situation."
            Mr. Plow nodded at Ron, so Ron started first. "No secret that plowin's a big business, and Mr. Plow has a fistful of high-end contracts. Few years back he finds a sweet honey that seems to be into him, talks him into buying her a wedding ring, they get married the whole deal. Few weeks back he finds out she's been cheetin' on him with the postmaster. Probably the whole time. Now no one said nothing about pre-meditated, but Henderson you and I both know this war between the plows and the post office wasn't over."
            Barry scratched his head, "How it all start anyway?"
            "No one knows," said Henderson, the fire lighting his face from below. "Some say it was them, deliberately losing important mail, paychecks, bills, and such. Some say it we brought it on ourselves not being more careful about burying-in, or just plan knocking over mailboxes--"
            Barry clenched his fists and shouted, "If it's up to them, they'll keep pushing mailbox guidelines until the boxes are in the middle of the goddamned road! Six to eight, forty-one to forty-five inches my ass! Get some longer arms!"
            "Barry!" Ron hollered, "Behave yourself, or so help me God I will put you back on blowing sidewalks."
            Barry looked down, "Sorry sir."
            Ron continued, "It doesn't matter who started the war, what does matter is that Henderson ended it back in oh-three. Or so we thought. Seems like the mail pushers want some salt in their wounds."
            "Then let's give it to them!" Sandman said.
            "So you want me to come out of retirement over some small town politics?" Henderson said.
            "Haven't you been listening?" Betsy said, bringing a pot of strong coffee and refilling each of their plastic Duckin' travel mugs, "The man's wife is sleeping with the enemy. Probably always was. This may be small town for now, but once word gets out how the P.O. took down Mr. Plow, it's only a matter of time before our mailbox is stuffed tighter than Mary's cooch with catalogs we never asked for."
            Henderson grumbled. "Who's going to take care of my driveway while I'm out causing ruckus with you?" The question went unanswered and Henderson looked in each of their eyes and saw helplessness. "Fine. What's the plan?"
            "That's why we're here," Ron said, "I'm the muscle, Barry's the tech, Sandman's the cleaner, Mr. Plow is the millionaire, obviously. And you're--"
            "I'm the veteran."
            Mr. Plow said, "Mrs. Plow's attorney mailed the divorce paperwork yesterday via registered mail, which means it got delivered to Worchester for processing will be on the road to my house tomorrow. Once that envelope gets to my house it's white-out for Mr. Plows'."
            Henderson stared into Mr. Plows face, "That isn't going to happen, son."
 #
3:28am
Exterior of a fenced-in post office parking lot with five mail trucks covered in snow. Close-up on the gate as some black-gloved hands pick the lock. A wrecker with its lights off slowly backs through the gate, and a team gets out and quickly and systematically changes the tires of each of the mail trucks.
#
7:58am
The postmaster approaches the post office and finds that a small pile of snow has been pushed in front of the gate. He chuckles. "Pathetic," he says, and personally blows the snow out of the way.
#
11:58am
A registered letter addressed to Mr. Plow arrives on a postal worker's desk, they look at it, begin to enter it into the system, and decide to take their lunch break instead.
#
1:00pm
The worker returns from lunch, enters something into the computer and slips the letter into a mailbag. Close-up on the mail bag as it's loaded into a mail truck. The door closes and the engine starts up.
#
3:47pm
From above we watch the mail truck along its route but suddenly the road is covered in snow as if it hadn't been plowed since the night before. The mail truck fishtails, but the driver controls the skid and continues on at a slower, more cautious pace. The camera pulls out, to a bird's eye view and we can see that all of the roads are clear except the mile long section of road where the mail truck is. Half a mile up the road is a line of dump trucks spewing snow out all over the place, and half a mile behind the mail truck is another plow cleaning up the snow. A radio transmission breaks the suspenseful music, "Goddamn it, Barry, you blew it again. You were supposed to put on the worst tires you could find! I guess that's why the call you the Blower!"
            "It's not my fault! Those trucks are driving on treads balder than Bruce Willis! This guy's just a really good driver."
            "Wrong again, Barry, it's a woman!"
            "Cut the chatter Rig 2, I'm sending in the Frost Giant!"
#
4:13pm
Interior of the mail truck looking out. The wipers are smearing salty grit back and forth across the windshield. The driver pulls the washer fluid lever and we see the last few drops sputter out. She curses. The windshield get steadily worse and then, like a ghost ship emerging from the fog we see a huge plow come around the corner straight at her. Realizing she's in the middle of the road she swerves and as the plow passes the windshield is covered in a cresting wave of snow. She hits something and the airbag punches the screen white. Seconds later the sound of another plow coming from behind throws another wave of snow crashing on the mail truck.
#
The mail woman tries to open her door, but can't. She tries the passenger side, but it too is stuck. Just as she's climbing out of the back door, a wrecker comes around the corner, and she flags it down. It stops and Sandman gets out. "Care for a pull?" he asks. "Why don't you come warm up in the cab and I'll see if I can't get you out of this."

Sandman opens a compartment to take out a chain to attach to the mail truck, and inside is a small teenage girl. Sandman checks to make sure the mail woman isn't watching and nods to the girl, "It's all you Maria, go sneak in the back and find that letter."